When it comes to getting high with your friends, there’s a stoner code that everyone follows—whether they realize it or not. It’s all about respect, good vibes, and making sure no one messes up the flow of the sesh. So if you want to be a chill smoking buddy, here are 10 key things every stoner should know about proper etiquette.
1. Don’t Wet the Joint/Blunt
There’s nothing worse than passing a perfectly rolled joint and getting it back with the tip all soggy. Keep your lips dry when you’re puffing—nobody wants to take a hit from a blunt that feels like it’s been dunked in water.
And if you know you’re prone to this, just lightly tap the joint on your lips instead of wrapping your whole mouth around it. Trust me, your friends will thank you.
2. Puff, Puff, Pass
This is the golden rule. If you’re holding onto the joint for too long, you’re breaking the flow. Take two hits, and then pass it on. No one likes the person who turns into a storytime champ with the joint stuck in their hand.
And yeah, we get it—sometimes you lose track when you’re high. But try to keep things moving; the circle will appreciate it, and you’ll still get plenty of hits.
3. Bring Your Own Weed
If you’re joining a sesh, it’s always good form to bring your own stash. Even if it’s a small amount, it shows that you’re not just mooching off everyone else’s weed. Plus, it’s always fun to share different strains and see what everyone’s got.
And hey, if you don’t have any bud on you, just be upfront about it. No one’s gonna mind if you’re cool about it, but showing up empty-handed all the time? That’s a no-go.
4. Don’t Torch the Bowl
When you’re hitting a bowl, avoid lighting the whole thing on fire like you’re starting a bonfire. Corner it—meaning just light a small part of the green so that everyone gets a fresh hit. Nobody wants to take a hit that’s all ashy because someone torched the whole thing.
Seasoned smokers know this trick, and once you get the hang of it, you’ll be the MVP of the circle.
5. Be Mindful of the Rotation
We all know the flow of a sesh can get a little wonky when you’re high, but try to remember who’s next in line. The rotation is sacred, and skipping someone can mess with the vibe. Keep track, pass it in the same direction, and everyone stays happy.
If you accidentally pass it the wrong way, just play it cool, laugh it off, and fix it. Stoner circles are all about good vibes, but a little attention goes a long way.
6. Don’t Blow Smoke in Someone’s Face
We get it—you’re feeling good, and the smoke looks cool, but blowing smoke directly into someone’s face is a rookie move. It’s not just rude; it’s kinda gross. If you’re exhaling, angle your head away from the group and keep it respectful.
Blowing smoke out into the air? Awesome. Blowing it right at your buddy’s face? Not so much.
7. Respect the Weed
If someone brings out a special strain, don’t just treat it like any old weed. Take a second to appreciate what’s being shared. Smell it, admire those crystals, and give props where it’s due. Cannabis connoisseurs take pride in their stash, and a little respect goes a long way.
And for real, don’t mess with someone else’s grinder or stash without asking. It’s like borrowing a friend’s car—you wouldn’t just take it for a spin without permission, right?
8. Don’t Pressure Anyone to Smoke
Everyone’s tolerance is different, and some people just want to take it slow. If someone says they’re good, let them chill. Don’t be that person who keeps saying, “Come on, just one more hit!” If they want to join back in, they will.
Besides, getting too high can turn a fun sesh into a not-so-fun time real quick. So let everyone go at their own pace, and keep the vibes positive.
9. Clean Up Your Stuff
Once the sesh is over, don’t leave your rolling papers, empty bags, or roaches scattered everywhere. Clean up after yourself, especially if you’re smoking at a friend’s place. Nobody wants to wake up the next day to find roaches and ashes all over their living room.
Plus, keeping things tidy is part of the ritual. You wouldn’t leave a pizza box lying around after eating, so don’t do it with your smoking supplies.
10. Share the Munchies
If you bring snacks to the sesh, be prepared to share. Stoners are naturally drawn to munchies like moths to a flame, so if you bust out that bag of chips, expect everyone to dive in. Sharing food is part of the fun—just make sure you grab enough to go around.
And if you didn’t bring any snacks? No problem, just ask. Most people are cool with sharing as long as you’re chill about it.
At the end of the day, stoner etiquette is all about respect, keeping the vibes right, and making sure everyone has a good time. Follow these unwritten rules, and you’ll be the kind of smoking buddy people love to have around. And if you need to stock up for your next sesh, swing by Cannabuds Dispensary—we’ve got everything you need to keep things rolling smoothly!